Overhear conversations in public places and learn a great deal about strangers in a short amount of time. Let me just say this, I never go out of my way to eavesdrop..I just sort of happen to be in earshot of loud conversations.
Drink a large amount of caffeine with little to no effect. Actually, now that I think about it, that is probably a problem…
I have a camo belt in tae-kwon-do. Shut up, stop laughing. I can’t help that I was raised in the proverbial “camo belt’ of America.
Most people I know think that I’m pretty funny. Hilarious has been thrown around by a few people. But I feel like that sets up some unreasonable expectations.
Vividly recalling specific details about people, places, and things that happened years later. With no rhyme or reason as to what I remember.
An extensive knowledge of ‘Arrested Development’
The ability to piece together a strangers life history purely by eavesdropping on their conversation (if they didn’t want me to listen then they wouldn’t be talking about her recent divorce in the middle of a Starbucks.