Actual Skills I have That Will (Probably Not) Help Me on a Resume

Overhear conversations in public places and learn a great deal about strangers in a short amount of time. Let me just say this, I never go out of my way to eavesdrop..I just sort of happen to be in earshot of loud conversations.

Drink a large amount of caffeine with little to no effect. Actually, now that I think about it, that is probably a problem…

I have a camo belt in tae-kwon-do. Shut up, stop laughing. I can’t help that I was raised in the proverbial “camo belt’ of America.

Most people I know think that I’m pretty funny. Hilarious has been thrown around by a few people. But I feel like that sets up some unreasonable expectations.

Vividly recalling specific details about people, places, and things that happened years later. With no rhyme or reason as to what I remember.

An extensive knowledge of ‘Arrested Development’

The ability to piece together a strangers life history purely by eavesdropping on their conversation (if they didn’t want me to listen then they wouldn’t be talking about her recent divorce in the middle of a Starbucks.

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One comment

  1. planningwithjessig

    My husband too, has a caffeine addiction. Well, he used to, he’s working on kicking the habit. My husband would drink about 3 full pots of coffee. Now, he’s switched to the decaf side to avoid the weekend migraines and withdrawal.

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